OK so let's try some verse and rhyme..
You know that I love to crochet and knit
It’s way more productive than just to sit
If not I would chew my nails and eat
Far too much.
My favourite yarns are wool and cotton
Though silk and bamboo should not be forgotten
Baby alpaca can be a real treat
Now and then.
I’d love to crochet and knit all day
How else would I use up the yarn, you say?
I could cross stitch a cushion so very neat
And that's more than enough!